just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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