hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
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