You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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