remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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