i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
