I'm drive I can fine osifer
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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