God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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