Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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