Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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