As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
did you just send me my own nude
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Randomize
