i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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