Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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