Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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