maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
she pinky promised me she was 18
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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