I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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