We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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