Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
