whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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