Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
smell my finger.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Randomize
