I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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