I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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