they need to just BURY HIM!
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
