My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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