you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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