ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
We left an ass print on the piano.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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