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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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