i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
People in love make me want to vomit
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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