New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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