You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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