Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
it glows. i had to have it.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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