it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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