She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Let's get the cat blown out
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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