If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
We don't watch enough power rangers
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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