i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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