another moral hangover. fuck.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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