theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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