It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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