No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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