she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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