He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Please, let me fuck your mom
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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