Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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