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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...

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(205): View more from Alabama

we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.

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(209): View more from California

I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.

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(727): View more from Florida

I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.

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(661): View more from California

When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience

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(860): View more from Connecticut

That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog

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(419): View more from Ohio

I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.

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(562): View more from California

Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.

(562): View more from California

I love my job.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".

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