ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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