i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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