I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
The power of my boobs compel you
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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