Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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