No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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