if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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