If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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