i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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