You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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