I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
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