How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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