just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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